When your CFA training and flight simulator obsession collide

As someone who’s coded actual missile trajectory algorithms (wink), I can confirm Aviator’s parabolic risk curves are more precise than my last Tinder date’s ‘6-foot’ claim.

Pro Tip: Treat auto-cashout like ejection seats - set it before you need it. And no, those ‘aviator hack apps’ work as well as putting spoilers on a Cessna.

Who knew Wall Street strategies could double as dogfight tactics? Kelly Criterion meets afterburner physics - what could go wrong? (Spoiler: Everything, if you ignore the storm warnings).

Comment below: Which crashes harder - this game’s multipliers or my attempts at flirting?