When your gambling addiction has an FAA license

As someone who’s crashed more virtual jets than real ones, I can confirm Aviator Game is the only place where losing $50 feels like advanced aerodynamics research. That SHA-256 verification? It’s fancier than my ex’s prenup.

Pro tip from a (barely) licensed pilot:

• If your “guaranteed win” strategy came from YouTube, so did my “how to land a 747” tutorial
• The house always wins… unless you’re betting against Bernoulli’s principles

Wanna debate fluid dynamics vs. probability? My DMs are open - unlike my parachute during that one “innovative landing” attempt.